+ AN EXERCISE IN MUTUAL EGO-STROKING

THE MONEY
GOES ROUND.

Five companies.
One very expensive circle jerk.

And the holders? They get a turn.

FICTIONAL BOARDROOMEGOS FULLY INFLATED

THE CIRCULAR BOARDROOMEST. AGAIN & AGAIN

Blender likenesses of Jensen Huang, Sam Altman, Jeff Bezos, Satya Nadella and Dario Amodei passing a briefcase around a circular table

Setting the table

01/05

IN THE SPOTLIGHT · Jensen Huang

“Your funding. My invoice.”

↻

10 SEC / GO AGAIN

↔ Drag to look around · select a characterSILENT. SHAMELESS.

THE INNER
CIRCLE

Jensen Huang · The hardware kingpin

Everyone gets a funding round. He gets paid five times.

FIVE EGOS. ZERO SHAME.

01 / OUTSIDE THE BOARDROOM

THE JERK LOOPS.
THE REWARDS ROTATE.

The boardroom gets an ego stroke. Holders get a turn. With $JERK, creator fees fund reward assets distributed to token holders.

Check the current payout on OTC Desks

THE REWARD ROTATIONONE ASSET PER PAYOUT

01NVDAx→
02OPENAI→
03AMZNx→
04MSFTx→
05ANTHROPIC↻

CREATOR FEE ALLOCATIONSOURCE ↗

Holders: 70%
Desk pot: 10%
Protocol: 15%
OTC buybacks: 5%

Lineup and allocation checked on the coin page, September 7, 2026. This page does not show live payout status. Asset names follow the source; instrument terms differ. The animation illustrates the joke, not the flow of reward payments.

$JERK / SOLANA8AUWERKc4neet5XQKyHFqwUrfH7aTBpiCnLM3km3pump

THE MONEY GOES ROUND.

THE JERK LOOPS.THE REWARDS ROTATE.

THE MONEY
GOES ROUND.

THE JERK LOOPS.
THE REWARDS ROTATE.